Mumblings of a Lagoon Monster

Mumblings, ramblings, spastic posting galore. May include art, rants, fangasms, and more.
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dicksweredinner:

broliloquy:

roachpatrol:

cuckou:

Probs shits gold tinsel

this is definitely a fairy

I don’t know what that is but I’m pretty sure it grants wishes.

awww awww looks like a pretty praying mantis to me <3 

(via shoi-giggles)

hernamewastangerine:

frenchtoastandpancakes:

My daughter has chosen the Dark Side

I’m crying.

Every time I encounter this video, I hit replay so many times it’s ridiculous.

(via blueinkogre)

So I definitely have a snapchat…and people should add me. Skreesees

Let me send you ugly pictures of me and shit I see.

I’ve been called The Joker today. Dunno why.

  • 1. What is you middle name?
  • 2. How old are you?
  • 3. What is your birthday?
  • 4. What is your zodiac sign?
  • 5. What is your favorite color?
  • 6. What's your lucky number?
  • 7. Do you have any pets?
  • 8. Where are you from?
  • 9. How tall are you?
  • 10. What shoe size are you?
  • 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
  • 12. What was your last dream about?
  • 13. What talents do you have?
  • 14. Are you psychic in any way?
  • 15. Favorite song?
  • 16. Favorite movie?
  • 17. Who would be your ideal partner?
  • 18. Do you want children?
  • 19. Do you want a church wedding?
  • 20. Are you religious?
  • 21. Have you ever been to the hospital?
  • 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?
  • 23. Have you ever met any celebrities?
  • 24. Baths or showers?
  • 25. What color socks are you wearing?
  • 26. Have you ever been famous?
  • 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?
  • 28. What type of music do you like?
  • 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
  • 30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
  • 31. What position do you usually sleep in?
  • 32. How big is your house?
  • 33. What do you typically have for breakfast?
  • 34. Have you ever fired a gun?
  • 35. Have you ever tried archery?
  • 36. Favorite clean word?
  • 37. Favorite swear word?
  • 38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep?
  • 39. Do you have any scars?
  • 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
  • 41. Are you a good liar?
  • 42. Are you a good judge of character?
  • 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?
  • 44. Do you have a strong accent?
  • 45. What is your favorite accent?
  • 46. What is your personality type?
  • 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?
  • 48. Can you curl your tongue?
  • 49. Are you an innie or an outie?
  • 50. Left or right handed?
  • 51. Are you scared of spiders?
  • 52. Favorite food?
  • 53. Favorite foreign food?
  • 54. Are you a clean or messy person?
  • 55. Most used phrased?
  • 56. Most used word?
  • 57. How long does it take for you to get ready?
  • 58. Do you have much of an ego?
  • 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?
  • 60. Do you talk to yourself?
  • 61. Do you sing to yourself?
  • 62. Are you a good singer?
  • 63. Biggest Fear?
  • 64. Are you a gossip?
  • 65. Best dramatic movie you've seen?
  • 66. Do you like long or short hair?
  • 67. Can you name all 50 states of America?
  • 68. Favorite school subject?
  • 69. Extrovert or Introvert?
  • 70. Have you ever been scuba diving?
  • 71. What makes you nervous?
  • 72. Are you scared of the dark?
  • 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?
  • 74. Are you ticklish?
  • 75. Have you ever started a rumor?
  • 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?
  • 77. Have you ever drank underage?
  • 78. Have you ever done drugs?
  • 79. Who was your first real crush?
  • 80. How many piercings do you have?
  • 81. Can you roll your Rs?"
  • 82. How fast can you type?
  • 83. How fast can you run?
  • 84. What color is your hair?
  • 85. What color is your eyes?
  • 86. What are you allergic to?
  • 87. Do you keep a journal?
  • 88. What do your parents do?
  • 89. Do you like your age?
  • 90. What makes you angry?
  • 91. Do you like your own name?
  • 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?
  • 93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?
  • 94. What are you strengths?
  • 95. What are your weaknesses?
  • 96. How did you get your name?
  • 97. Were your ancestors royalty?
  • 98. Do you have any scars?
  • 99. Color of your bedspread?
  • 100. Color of your room?

Literally sitting at the computer being like…hey I should pack because I leave an hour after work tomorrow. So I wont have actual time to pack after work. 

And a deeper, darker…lazier part of me is like MEH WE CAN PACK IN LESS THAN AN HOUR. YOU CAN JUST DO IT TOMORROW BEFORE YOU LEAVE. HA. HAHAHAHA. 

NO. 

I’M GONNA’ PACK GODDAMN IT. 

its just gonna’ take me a bit. 

Realization that green and dark purple/blue are not colors I’m fond of on myself. Here’s hoping it was worth it.

radioinactivity:

melliebellyy:

byakuyatogamisexual:

yurilyfe:

charizardluver:

"Sayaka didn’t JUST want to heal Kyousuke’s arm, she wanted him to LOVE her for it. Homura didn’t JUST want to redo time, she wanted to SAVE Madoka. Mami didn’t JUST want to be saved, she wanted to have FRIENDS and a FAMILY. Kyoko didn’t JUST want her dad to have his followers back, she wanted her family to be HAPPY.

You see, because they weren’t clear or honest about their wishes, they didn’t get what they truly wanted, and in the end, that is what caused their misery”

this anime is fucked up

this anime fucked me up

This anime fucked me up

this anime fucked me up

(via justyouraveragesupernerd)

I’m both excited and EXTREMELY embarrassed about coloring my hair like Spike the dragon. Cause ya’ll…I don’t want to hang with the bronies. I don’t want them to fuckin’ KNOW I like the show. Like. For reals. And I know a LOT of bronies go to my Target and I work tomorrow. And I can already sense in bound comments. 

Also kinda why I don’t generally /show/ that I like Homestuck cause like…thems be some cray cray people out there. 

But they can goddamn sense that shit 

ruinedchildhood:

Bikini Bottom just got real..

(via wee-birdy-knight)

I’ve got an addiction…to hair coloring. Seriously…I’m not even done.

Going out into public by my self. Walking places even. MADNESS.

Old selfie…probably my favorite pic of me ever.

I’m on a weird female country band/singer streak right now. 

Pistol Annies and Miranda Lambert are still my favorites.