Mumblings of a Lagoon Monster

Approach with sweets and/or clementines.

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Tom Hiddleston
Red Necklace Audio Book

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ludwiggermany:

Tom Hiddleston fans.

PLUG YOUR HEADPHONES BEFORE LISTENING!

Words: I will be the first man to kiss you. To bed you. Whether you come willingly or not, you will be mine, and mine alone. Do you understand?

ijust

icant

hnnnnggggg

i’m literally blushing right words just dont

oh god the shivers

FUCK. HIDDLES TAKE THE WHEEL!

Filed under I'll be in my bunk goddamn it bonerrrrr

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Having another of those “what am I even doing with my life?” moments. So I thought about it, and definitely more sure about taking contortion classes. Putting aside 10 to 20 bucks per paycheck until I reach my goal of 130 for a stamp card of ten classes to be used whenever. The studio is pretty closr and I know a couple people that either took classes there or are with the studio still.

Mostly just a reminder to keep focused.

Filed under Tad nervous about taking classes by myself but I am an adult and need to be able to do these sort of things on my own

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More real life ranting of dumbness

Damn it paypal. My account has been restricted because they apparently don’t have the proper identification information. So I was able to provide two of three requests of verification but they want proof of address. Which is specifically a utilitie bill. Which I can’t provide because I don’t pay bills. I went rummaging around on the website for an answer about what to do, but even the stupid email system is wonky as hell and I couldn’t complete the damn email.

Long story short, I can’t recieve or send or spend any money through my paypal until the limitation is lifted. Which I can’t get lifted until I can provide a bill with my name on it.

Filed under Fucking lame Can't even remove the credit card I have on file Even though it hasn't been valid for twobyears My adult life is a bit of a sham

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That time when I was all “I’m gonna make all the things!”…and ended up giving up after cutting a bunch of pieces of fabric, sewing the vest part of the bolero, and finding it was too small. Then pinning/sewing an already made jacket to bring it in…and finding that wasn’t working either.

The moral of this story is basically:

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I’M DOING.

Also I might need to look into taking a sewing class.

Filed under look at my life WHAT AM I DOING I DONT EVEN KNOW OH GOD WHY

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Been productive so far, as I previously posted about. So now here’s a little goal list for myself. Yeah yeah yeah, I’m sure this bores all of you but I like having a record somewhere up publicly so I kind of guilt myself into achieving my goals because I feel like I’d be lying or something. IDK. Just gonna’ do what I wanna’ do. 

Lets see, so far my to do/goal list is as follows:

-send out care package to Idle <3

-save $50 for War

-get time off for War

-go to War

-learn how to make chainmail

-take Flexibility & Introduction to Contortion class at Studio Revolutions 

-start saving up 5 each paycheck towards an airbrush kit

-start saving tips towards car

-get fabric to paint stars on, and hang up on ceiling

-start learning how to make crazy awesome costumes with fur

-keep a positive attitude

Filed under aaan that should do it for awhile oh and video not relevant to posting just really had a hankering to listen to it

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fuckyeahorchestra:

caitikoi:

You wanna know how most metallic sounds in horror movies are made?

Introducing, the Waterphone (or H2OPhone), a very versatile and creepy instrument.

whoa :0 that’s coolio yo.

IT COSTS $1000. WHAT THE FUCK.

I’m so glad this is insanely expensive

I’d otherwise be tempted to buy one and play it in the middle of the night just outside my sister’s room

it looks pretty simple to make tho.

…now I know why dad wants me to learn welding

Soooo I need this in addition to a Theremin. 

(via lampfaced)

Filed under and a ukelele and a banjo and other equally bizarre instruments then I'd be set for life I think

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its-a-duckpond:

its-a-duckpond:

I had to. Okay you know the drill reblogs only, likes don’t count and following me won’t help you. 

Ends May 22, 2012 at midnight and the winner must have an open ask box and respond within 24 hours.

Winner gets a free fluffy skirt in their favourite Avengers fabric. ($40 normally)

If you want to order something or check out my portfolio blog here 

Theres no reblog limit but don’t be annoying. I can tell because after a while I recognize your name, don’t annoy me either please.

Have fun. 

-Ally

If you guys can manage to make it to 20,000 notes I’ll pick a couple more winners.

Otherwise you can buy them here Thanks everyone.